Ahead of tonight’s Kineo Christmas Party, I thought these were apt…
Your excuses, and what they really mean…
- I think I got away without a hangover, actually = I’m still drunk
- I left my card behind the bar = I was trying to impress someone and failed
- I think I’m coming down with something = I’m not used to hangovers and am on my third Berocca
- Pub lunch anyone? Hair of the Dog? = I’m a barely functioning alcoholic
- I can’t remember anything after 8pm = I’m a depressed alcoholic
- I can’t remember anything after 10pm = I can remember bits but am deeply ashamed and in denial
- Thingy seemed really nice = I woke up next to Thingy
- I think I’ve got food poisoning or gastric flu = I drunk way too much
- The taxi driver tried to rip me off = I was sick in his cab and he threw me out
- Thank God that’s over for another year = I’ll disgrace myself the same way next time